Mortimer Mejito Speaks Out

In a shocking turn of events, criminal-at-large Mortimer Mejito has granted the staff of Hey Jerk an exclusive interview following the recent accusations of killing a penguin in the 1990's.

Mortimer Mejito (Latest Photo)


TJ: Did you do it, Mort?

MM: Yeah, I killed the penguin. I'm the king of the Mejitos, I'll do whatever is needed! That penguin was vital to the survival of my race.

Mejito storms out of the room.

More to come from The Jerk.

- Bruce, Staff Iguana