4 hours after the unexpected death of nostril man J.J. Klecko, Sal Pepano has claimed responsibility for the murder. While it was unknown when the newly hired Staff Assassin would first strike, it took him a little less than a day to make his presence known.
In speaking to local media, Pepano stated "I had to start off with a bang. While I didn't known Klecko, there is no good reason why he shouldn't have been assassinated. Nostril men are a dime a dozen these days." Pepano continued, "Let it be known - Pepano is on board. And more assassinations are coming. The Glenn's will pay dearly for what they have done. Klecko was merely an example."
It is not yet known what he is referring to et al the Glenn's, but here's saying we will find out soon exclusively at The Jerk.
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