December 14, 2009

Readers vote Fat Neck Glenn site's new dentist



In a historic election, the Hey Jerk readers voted Fat Neck Glenn as the site's new dentist. Glenn, whose winning campaign began with a single write-in vote, received 37 of the 86 votes in landing the prestigious title. Chet Sanchez, the early leader before a video of him swallowing several pieces of sandpaper during a 1992 Spring Break contest surfaced, finished second with 17 votes. In a surprise finish, John Candy tallied two votes, more than double that of any other deceased person.


The official tally

Fat Neck Glenn - 37
Chet Sanchez - 17
Nope Bradley - 14
d. devito - 9
Donkey Face Nelson - 5
John Candy - 2
Larry - 2

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