December 29, 2009

Jerk Hires F.N. Glenn Replacement

The staff at The Jerk is glad to announce the hiring of a new staff dentist, Jerry Jerry, DDS. Jerry comes with a long list of prior accomplishments, highlighted by the Cheetah molar pull of 1973 (Frompsville). Please join us here in welcoming Jerry to the staff!


Jerry Jerry, DDS



Name - Jerome Jerry, Jr.

Occupation: Dentist, Librarian

DOB - ?\?\1942

Spouse: Geraldine Jerry (1937)

Accomplishments: Cheetah Molar Pull, Tricycle ridden at age 12, rode a whale across a creek in his backyard (1943)

Comments: Has a piece of poo in place of eyebrows, lives on a backyard patio.

2 comments:

Fat Neck Glenn said...

This isn't over. The Jerk thinks they can just fire a dentist and move on with a new dentist. Well where I come from - Dentisttown - we don't take things like that lightly. Be advised: my lawyers have been contacted and there will be a court battle and/or street battle with artillery and poison gas.

Yenny said...

Bring back Glenn!