Shonsen Pepano, Jr., son of deceased Shonsen Pepano (Yoga mat explosion, 2001) of urinal door arson fame, has been hired by The Jerk to be an assistant photographer. Pepano Jr. will report directly to Chief Staff Writer Rainbow, and will mostly be photographing things that make no sense. This is an unpaid position.Pepano Jr. is a man of rather large nasal proportions, and his method of photography because of such is unknown.
- From Hey Jerk staff reports
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