November 30, 2009

WANTED - LAWN NON-MOWING INCIDENT

Name - D. Morris
Occupation - Lawn Sniffer
Age - Unknown
Nose - yes
Favorite Animal - African Flying Gorilla
Height - 4'9"
Facial Hair - maybe

Wanted in connection to a Plumpberg Lawn Non-Mowing incident. Considered highly irritable with a strong chance of flatulence. Skid Marks probable.

Any information please contact C.Compelio at c.compelio@gmail.com.

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