Due to unfortunate circumstances (Hamela's last owner is missing and presumed eaten), she finds herself homeless.
Hamela comes complete with bacteria between her skin folds, a vaguely parmesan cheese-like odor and 7.5 chins. Should you find yourself unable to spend the appropriate amount of time loitering on neighborhood lawns, Hamela is a great stand-in. She grunts at regular intervals, leaves amazing fecal matter behind and sometimes doesn't move for weeks.
If you can find room in your home, your heart and your neighbor's yard for Hamela, please contact us at (404) 8.
*Act now and we'll throw in this charming Boy with Pig Fashion Plate Card.
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