DDAC announces tour schedule, release of new album

Darren Durly Appreciation Society, "the most influential band since Hee-Hee Hoo-Hoo" (Capolo Times), has announced the release date for their new album as well as a Spring, 2013 tour schedule.

The band-P'Q'Weishon Bly (lead vocals and rhythm guitar), Ipp Cooper (electric baseball glove) and Pete Pig (corn on the cob)-will release their 11th studio album Skipping Out On (A Buffet Bill).

DDAC will embark on a 20-show tour beginning in late-February, 2013. A portion of the tour proceeds will benefit T.W.H. (Tomatoes Without Homes).


2013 Tour Schedule

February 26 - Plastic Fork Culinary School
March 3 - Kennington Prison
March 4 - Rainbow Fairgrounds
March 7 - Fat Neck Glenn Memorial Amphitheater
March 9 - Misshapen Cracker Warehouse
March 10-11 - Mashed Potato Fest @ Ploop Fairgrounds
March 13 - Quinkley Asylum
March 15 - Hey Jerk Amphitheater
March 16 - Armadillo Fair @ Carpet Sample Park

2013 College Tour

April 1 - Crugg Hall (Crugg College)
April 4 - Shonsen Pepano Memorial Auditorium (Appaplondis University)
April 6 - Mud Pit 7 (Vanderells Technical Institute)
April 8 - The Worm Palace (Feathers College & Tackle Shop)
April 9 - Haboote Hall (Shershon University)
April 11 - Mud Pit 9 (Vanderells Technical Institute)
April 13 - Student Lounge East (Klauzenrodner University)

Regular tour concludes

April 17 - Otis Peakaboo Theater
April 18 - Ploop Fairgrounds
April 22 - Eddie Shermer Hall

* The April 22 tour finale will be played in Darren Durly's hometown of Earwax Valley. *

Wednesday football betting lines

[Games to be played January 18, 2012]


University of Kansas -3 @ Klauzenrodner University
Mud People -6 vs. Hey Jerk Bison
Paul's Hardware -10 vs. Jacksonville
The Al Davis Recreation Society -2 @ Okkaplokka
Kennington Prison -4 vs. Murrdle Valley Prison



- Source: Kerwin Football

Na'Qwon Hired

Vaisley Na'Qwon has been hired as Staff Na'Qwon, pending a dandelion spore physical.

Na'Qwon worked for over 20 years at the influential blog Kitchen Odors, and he played fullback at the Klauzenrodner University from 1993-1996, leading the Big Tooth Conference in post-game receiving yards.


- Correspondent Zach Wizzersmith

New Brumm Hates Pococcios; War Imminent

Budford "Buddy" Brumm has been hired as Pool Cue, replacing the recently-deceased Fhelt Ames at one of Jerk's highest-ranking positions. Brumm was also brought on to add some muscle to the Brumm side of the impending war with the Pococcios.

Budford Brumm



Age: N/A
Enemies: Pococcios; back-talking door-to-door yogurt salesmen
Career kills: 17
Education: Stood on the lawn at Klauzenrodner University (March, 1996)
Personal slogan: "I'll butter my own helmet, thank you very much."