Vaisley Na'Qwon has been hired as Staff Na'Qwon, pending a dandelion spore physical.
Na'Qwon worked for over 20 years at the influential blog Kitchen Odors, and he played fullback at the Klauzenrodner University from 1993-1996, leading the Big Tooth Conference in post-game receiving yards.
- Correspondent Zach Wizzersmith