New t-shirts available

Sizes: S, M, Bernie Biggles, L, Murray Gladstone, X-Murray Gladstone

$35 each
email bobbyfeathers@gmail.com to order

New Hey Jerk products available for limited time

Frozengard Bobblehead Dolls Now Available

Call Eddie Quah to order at 555-0001.

Jennington Shirts Now Available

$25
email c.compelio@gmail.com to order yours today

Frugg Shirts Now Available

$10
email c.compelio@gmail.com to order

T-Shirts Sales Update

Here are the top-selling Hey Jerk t-shirts, as of May 25:

1. "Crugg Lives" - 245,000 sold
2. "Save Fat Neck Glenn" - 210,000
3. "Zirnbo14 Fan Club" - 180,000
4. "Qwondixon's OQueh With Me" - 168,000
5. "Bower Power" - 145,000
6. "Why Not Wallysen?" - 130,000
7. "Save Chollioh" - 107,000
8. "Capolo: Reduced Salary" - 92,000
9. "Fonchonski: Finally Dead" - 19
10. "Tuftberry" - 4

New Hey Jerk T-Shirts

Fonchonski "Finally Dead" shirts


$10 each
email c.compelio@gmail.com to order

New T-Shirts Available

$5 each
email c.compelio@gmail.com to order

Wallysen T-Shirts Hit Streets

Also available:

- "We Wuv Wally"
- "Why Not Peterson?"


$20 each
email c.compelio@gmail.com to order

New Hey Jerk T-Shirts Available

"Save Chollioh"

$10 each
email settleroundhead@gmail.com to order

Braybush Goggles Now Available

Keep the mustard out of your eyes with Hey Jerk-brand Braybush Goggles.


$75 each
For a limited time, email oscarrainbow@gmail.com to order.

Ernie49 Memorial T-Shirts Available

$15 each
c.compelio@gmal.com to order

New Tuftberry T-Shirts Available

$40
c.compelio@gmail.com to order

Qwondixon Queh T-Shirts Now Available

To become a member of the Qwondixon Queh Fan Club, email membership@quehtime.com

Zirnbo 14 Fan Club T-Shirts Available

email oscarrainbow@gmail.com to order

Order your Sanchules Mittens Today

(Model, Olin Chung)


Olin's brother Vingo also endorses Sanchules mittens:

More Hey Jerk Mugs Available

2/7/10





Sal Pepano commemorative mug

New Hey Jerk Mug

Following the success of the Ernger Sanchules mugs, Hey Jerk has released its special Death Mug, (Series 1).

Get yours today!

Sanchules Coffee Mugs Now Available

Own a piece of Hey Jerk history. Order your Ernger Sanchules coffee mugs today!

Commemorative Chinese Food Containers Now Available

As part of the Save Randy Mejito Foundation, new chinese food containers bearing the likeness of the former Staff Mejito are now available for purchase.

Call 555-2441 to order


Follow Randy's incredible story:

Mejito Machine

Post-election riots/slayings

Condiment Fight

Staff Mejito Election

On the Campaign Trail