Pock perishes

Another member of the Pock family has suffered the ultimate fate (mayonnaise) and passed on as Aurelio "Buttons" Pock fell out of his canoe and suffered what doctors are referring to as Pock's Disease (elbow pads) Thursday afternoon.

Pock was president of the United States of America But Just In Aurelio Pock's House from 1944-1966, then was engaged to a postage stamp named Trudy from 1970-1978, but the couple never married after it was learned that Trudy had already been licked and used on an envelope (cable bill, Henrietta).

Along with his brothers, Rory, Olin and Zez, Aurelio started the band It's Pock To Meet You and the group famously performed at a 1989 music festival while being chased by a mongoose.

Aurelio is survived by a drawing of a tape dispenser and his goldfish bowl, Stanley Sr.

Cast List Announced

The cast has been chosen for the upcoming Boo Pock presentation of Corcoran Ku: Escape From:

Rajahmesh Quinsley as Oosh Lylo
Wurr Wizzleshon as melting butter
Plondis Mockmoodle as himself
Whoa! as Corcoran Ku
Allah Allahh-Ahlmah as talking tub of leaves
Little Jorge as sand
Plantis Mockmoodle as herself
goo as Herzish Noodle
Cookie jar as itself
Lontsten as As
Yoopez Durly as ghost of ham sandwich


In theaters August 1!

Hey Jerk Final Four Set

The four family fighting championship is set.

In the first semi final, Glenn bracket champion Fat Neck takes on Crugg champion Hippo Crugg. In the second semi final, Pock champ Rory battles Shermania bracket champion Grandpa Mo.


Death Final Four

Family Death Tournaments Set To Begin

Four families are finally going to fight to the death in a winner-take-all tournament. Follow all the action here:


Shermania Family Fight to the Death

Pock Family Fight to the Death

Crugg Family Fight to the Death

Glenn Family Fight to the Death