Showing posts with label lettuce olympics. Show all posts
Showing posts with label lettuce olympics. Show all posts

May 3, 2012

Woman Eats Sandwich

Breaking news out of the Petunia/Crugg camp as campaign director Brenda L'Shon has eaten a ham sandwich, according to a counter top familiar with the situation.

It's the 17th ham sandwich L'Shon has consumed since the beginning of April, which breaks the Norris County record and automatically qualifies the 33-year old for the 2016 Lettuce Olympics.

During her weekly speech in a kiddy pool in her backyard, L'Shon thanked a pine cone named Robert.

September 13, 2010

Pock Near-Death

Breaking news from headquarters as Glenn assistant Olin Pock is nearing death at the tender age of 116. According to Pock's lawyer Len Lauer, the former Lettuce Olympian swallowed an abundance of squirrel tails and was put on Pock-support Monday afternoon.

More updates/death singalongs to follow.


- Staff Pock correspondent Susan Rickeo