May 3, 2012

Woman Eats Sandwich

Breaking news out of the Petunia/Crugg camp as campaign director Brenda L'Shon has eaten a ham sandwich, according to a counter top familiar with the situation.

It's the 17th ham sandwich L'Shon has consumed since the beginning of April, which breaks the Norris County record and automatically qualifies the 33-year old for the 2016 Lettuce Olympics.

During her weekly speech in a kiddy pool in her backyard, L'Shon thanked a pine cone named Robert.

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