Willis Chung has been hired as Staff Chung, according to that guy with the brown shirt on. Chung has worked for several blogs, including Capolo's Arm Pit Odor Diary and There's Pigeon Poo On You, as well as edit the official web site of the Hey Jerk Bison bowling team from 2002-2004.
Despite being only eleven inches tall, Chung was a star on the Croatian national basketball team from 1977-1983. He was banished for life in May, 1983 after he brought his pet iguana onto the bench and the animal relieved himself on the free throw line.
