Capolo Checks Into Quinkley

After a bizarre week that saw him grow wings and sky-poo, Hey Jerk staff editor Capolo checked himself into Quinkley Asylum, early Tuesday morning.

Quinkley is one of the world's leading institutions for the cabbagely-insane, and housed Oscar Rainbow last month. Capolo, who has ears made of cottage cheese, is expected to spend a minimum of three weeks at the asylum.

"We're going to keep a close eye on Mr. Capolo," said Quinkley employee Fennington Piso. "He showed up early this morning and demanded to speak to 'the termite in charge'. We're pretty worried."


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