Breaking: Staff Scoombie Hired

Breaking news at Jerk HQ this hour: Robert Blompton has made another hire. Sam Scoombie, formerly Chuck Ugglesby, has been hired on as Staff Scoombie, effective immediately.

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Blompton's Press Release:

"We here at the Jerk are lucky to have had the opportunity to interview Mr. Scoombie over the course of the last few minutes, as he is a man in demand at rival blogs. Thank goodness for us, he took our offer of no pay and no bathroom use and agreed to start October 24, 2016."

Until then, it is believed that Scoombie will stand outside the 5th floor restrooms and blow wind.

- JP Jones, Head Staff Correspondent

Selection of new movie title underway

The makers of the Karate Kid movies are in the process of filming the latest motion picture. Here are the finalists for the new title.

Karate Kid 6: Larusso Find Own Apartment
KK6: Miyagi's Revenge
KK6: Johnny Blows Wind
KK6: Larusso Proposes to Miyagi
KK6: Daniel-San 33-Years Old, Can't Enter Tournament
KK6: Mrs. Larusso & Grandpa Miyagi
KK6: Okinawa's Revenge
KK6: Creese's Revenge Again
KK6: Miyagi Charge Daniel-San for Healing Foot Potion
KK6: Bonzai Tree Riot, Larusso Left For Dead

Possible Names for Mrs. Doubtfire Sequel

- Mrs. Doubtfire 2: Pierce Brosnan's Revenge
- Mrs. Doubtfire 2: Return of the Run-By Fruiter
- Mrs. Doubtfire 2: Euvagenia Blows Wind
- Mrs. Doubtfire 2: Rocky Balboa
- Mrs. Doubtfire 2: Mrs. Expectfire
- Mrs. Doubtfire 2: Sally Field Blows Wind
- Mrs. Doubtfire 2: Rainbow Invades Manhattan
- Mrs. Doubtfire 2: Pierce Brosnan Made (Again)
- Mrs. Doubtfire 2: The Second Mrs. Doubtfire Movie
- Mrs. Doubtfire 2: Cloning Robin Williams