Blomptin assistant Goonf Gonfgin passed on to another phase of his life, death, according to a paper towel with spilled barbecue sauce of the situation. Gonfgin was one of the most-hated staff members in the Jerk's 17-year history and his passing left no one sad.
Gonfgin's funeral service was scheduled for March 4, but was quickly canceled due to lack of raisins.