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Showing posts with label owen lift. Show all posts

September 30, 2011

New Cast List Announced

The cast list has been announced for the upcoming sequel Throw Momma From The Train II: Owen's Revenge


Owen Lift as himself
Capolo Yolandis Henderson as Larry Donner
Aunt Estelle Pederbury as the ghost of Momma Lift
Francene Calhoun as Grandma Lift
Willy Petunia as Mr. Pinsky
Art Bryson as the singing hedge trimmer of wisdom
Eddie Xomcheese as evil Owen
Baniqua Gerald as Beth
Denise Fawkturn as Mrs. Hazeltine
Ronald Pueblo as the train

Also:

Assistant to Mr. Lift: Malik Ruso
Talking lettuce stunt double: Bob Feathers Jr.


In theaters November 3!

Friday Portrait: Owen Lift

August 31, 2011

Danny Devito Fan Club Letter

Dear Mr. Devito,

I just had my 500th viewing of Throw Momma from the Train (a new Woodland Trace apartment complex record, according to "Dale", who lives in the woods), and I had a very clear vision during the laundromat scene. I would like you to consider legally changing your name to Owen Lift. Now, don't get me wrong: you're a perfect Danny Devito; maybe the most perfect Danny Devito who ever lived. But you would be a perfect Owen Lift, too. Think about how much fun it is to say 'Owen'. And think of the perks: Owens Anonymous? Automatic entry. You could be mayor of Owentown (population: you and three other guys named Owen) by 2013. The first Owen Lift™-brand elevator? You'd take the maiden voyage. It's the opportunity all Owens/Dannys have been waiting for since the War of Many Owens ended in the early-70s. But don't just take my word for it. Let's see what Randy has to say:

"I told you I didn't want to be interviewed."

- Randy

Danny has already lived a thousand lifetimes. It's time to give Owen the Danny Devito of a lifetime.


Thank you for your time.

Until then,

Robert Feathers, DDFC member #3,458,996