Oh Ok Hired

Oh Ok
Staff Oh Ok


Playing history

Baseball:
1992-1996 - second baseman for the Capolo Wombats. Hit .208 with 11 singles in 1995.
1997-1999 - ball boy for the Drunville Blastos. Hit by foul ball, May, 1998. Declared dead, 5/98, declared half-alive 6/98. Declared officially alive by Herman Bechtold (1/99).
Late-1999-2003 - fake limp (ranked 7th nationally)

Football:
2004-2005 - six tackles for the Huntsville Rusos

Soccer:
2008-2010 - Asparagus

New Staff Member, Oh Ok, is DEAD!

Oh Ok (DEAD!)

Ohossovitch O-kay Harris-Winstein has been eaten by an ostrich's fanny. Oh was well known for his belly dancing talents, in addition to his 17 noses. "One of these noses is dedicated to the suffering children of Jupiter," Ok used to remark, "and to my 4 donkey children, Ralph, Betty, Ralph and Ralph."

Ok will not be missed. Applications to urinate on his remains are being taken, and the waiting list is currently just north of 4,000,000 souls.

- Staff Ok Man Randolph Phui