HJ Name of the Day

Benjamin Wu

[BEN-JUH-MIN WU]

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Percy Werlitz

[PER-C WER-LITS]

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Hank Mardukis

(HANK MARR-doo-kiss)


Mardukis

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Oz Seckinway



Seckinway

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Nermin Popo

[ner-MIN PO-po]

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Emmit Braybush

[EMM-it BRAY-bush]



Braybush

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Dottie Kepshere

[DOT-ee KEP-sheer]



Kepshere

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Rimbert Holmschmitt.

(RIM-burt HULM-schmitt)

Holmschmitt

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Adonde Sanchules

[uh-DON-day san-chules]



Sanchules

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Bengo Liepschvinn

[BEN-go LEEP-schvin]



Liepschvinn

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Quayshon Addelby

[QWAY-shon AD-ul-bee]



Addelby (1998)

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Cappy Foracre.

(CAP-pee FOUR-aye-kerr)


Foracre

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Bennett Pompelio

[ben-it pom-peel-ee-oh]


Pompelio

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Onderfonk Jilinika

[on-der-fonk juh-lin-ih-ka]



Jilinika

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Colson Dandrick

[coal-sin dan-drik)

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Moo Ersley

[moo erz-lee]

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Alibaster Shoe

[al-ih-bas-tir shu]

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Constance Bronkley

[con-stinse bronk-lee]



Bronkley

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Zunkheimer Graham

[zunk-hy-mer gram]

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Donut J. Steinowitz

Alternate name of the day: Philbo Henderson.