Jerk To Hire Staff Dentist

The Jerk has received two applications and would like to leave it up to our many followers as to who gets the job. Responsibilities will include poo scooping. Without further adieu, here are the applicants:

Chet "Cheeto Man" Sanchez

Birth Name: Chester Randolph Sanchez, Jr.

DOB - 12/12/1846

Nickname(s) - "Cheeto Man," "The Pride of Yugoslavia," "Dirk"

College - Moscow Dental - 1967

Accomplishments - Once carved a live Ostrich. Can eat 7 Ritz crackers at once (Last: February, 1913). Dingleberries number in the thousands (stopped counting - 2007).

Comments: Wears signature light on forehead.

Nope Bradley

Birth Name - Nope Popponich Bradley

DOB - N\A, but age 44

Nickname(s) - "Humphead," "Six"

Accomplishments: Types 7 words per minute; owns four heads of lettuce.

Comments: Started the Great Bonham Dental School Fire: May, 1997.


Please submit your votes via the comment feature below. Hiring to be completed this evening.

- Larry, Jerk Correspondent\Hippo

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UPDATE - 4:45 p.m.

Total votes:

Chet Sanchez - 7
Nope Bradley - 6

Write-in:

Fat Neck Glenn - 2
Larry - 1


UPDATE - 8:55 p.m.

Sanchez: 14
Bradley: 9
Fat Neck Glenn: 5
Larry: 1
d. devito: 1