Ashes of Miles Found

Miles, the Staff Kitten, was found in the form of ashes in a 47th floor urinal, according to Chuck Frozengard, who located the deceased kitten while urinating on his remains.

Miles (Dead)


Frozengard released the following statement through his Camel, Josh:

"Poor little guy. I was just takin' a little tinkle and noticed that the urinal cake was covered in ashes that smelled of kitty litter. I don't know who could do such a thing, but I for one actually don't care. That cat stunk."

The ashes were later picked up by Staff Custodian Gerald Quinn and thrown into a dumpster behind HQ.

- Woody Chotchke