Culprit, followed by name given to their gas (after each occurrence):
1) George Herman Ruth - "Molly"
2) Jason Giambi - "Yan"
3) Cecil Fielder - "Lil' Cecil"
4) CC Sabathia - "88 MPH Fastball"
5) Joba Chamberlain - "Skidmark"
6) Thurman Munson - "Claire"
7) Wade Boggs - "Captain Wetness"
8) Joseph Torre - "Frank"
9) James Leyritz - "Pickley"
10) Don Mattingly - "El Presidente"
Showing posts with label Yankees. Show all posts
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February 5, 2015
January 26, 2015
2015 Oscar Rainbow "Yankee Milestones" Revealed
As per the rule book, Oscar Rainbow has released his 2015 Yearly Yankee Milestones. In accordance with tradition, we will separate the milestones into a "Positive" and "Negative" category. Let's begin!
"Positive"
Yankees break 90 wins - Rainbow performs the "Nude Truffle Shuffle" at Rainbow Amphitheater
Yankees break 95 wins - Rainbow takes his shotgun "out of storage," assassinates his Mule, Maurice, as sacrifice
Yankees break 100 wins - Rainbow runs for, and is elected, President of the United States
Yankees break 110 wins - Rainbow flies to Cuba, jumps out of plane nude, perishes upon landing
Steven Drew hits over .250 - Rainbow bombs Egypt
"Negative"
Yankees lose 80 games - Rainbow runs screaming into a brick wall, falls into coma for just north of a week
Yankees lose 90 games - Rainbow attempts to hang himself, only to fail and be found 4 weeks later hungry and covered in his own fecal
Yankees lose 100 games - Rainbow covers himself in "C4" explosives, takes out Phillips Arena
Yankees lose 110 games - Rainbow boards Xomcheese Space Ship Q9, flies to the moon, takes his own life
Staff Correspondent Warren Fu
"Positive"
Yankees break 90 wins - Rainbow performs the "Nude Truffle Shuffle" at Rainbow Amphitheater
Yankees break 95 wins - Rainbow takes his shotgun "out of storage," assassinates his Mule, Maurice, as sacrifice
Yankees break 100 wins - Rainbow runs for, and is elected, President of the United States
Yankees break 110 wins - Rainbow flies to Cuba, jumps out of plane nude, perishes upon landing
Steven Drew hits over .250 - Rainbow bombs Egypt
"Negative"
Yankees lose 80 games - Rainbow runs screaming into a brick wall, falls into coma for just north of a week
Yankees lose 90 games - Rainbow attempts to hang himself, only to fail and be found 4 weeks later hungry and covered in his own fecal
Yankees lose 100 games - Rainbow covers himself in "C4" explosives, takes out Phillips Arena
Yankees lose 110 games - Rainbow boards Xomcheese Space Ship Q9, flies to the moon, takes his own life
Staff Correspondent Warren Fu
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