Pennycow Is Back (Mule)

Nardsuckle Pennycow (Mule) has risen from the dead (as was foreseen by Reech Plumscroch)

Pennycow (Mule) (Alive)

Pennycow (Mule) seems to have had a testicular-removal procedure performed since his death (ostrich) but otherwise is in good spirits.

"All hail President Hu!" - Bobby Timmons

Celebrations are being held on the 112th Floor Southeast Wing (urinals).

- Staff Contributor Oscar Rainbow Jr.

Hired: Nardsuckle Pennycow (Mule)

Nardsuckle Pennycow (Mule) has been hired as Staff Cubicle.

Pennycow (Mule)

Photo Credit: Brian Gregory
Lines in Background: N/A
Magnet: Yes
Pants: Pinstripe (New York Yankee)
Ears: Not at this time
Eyeball(s): It is so
Tie: Bow
Nose: No
Arms: No
Feet: No
Hair: No
Body: No
Belt: No
Photo Credit: Paul Hewitt
Movie Credits: Rocky 112: Paul(ie) Reborn as Pete(y)



Nardsuckle (Mule) will begin work immediately; all employees are encouraged to sit on him to perform their daily work activities. Please report directly to Dr. Crugg with any HR related issues, and as always, the urinal on Floor 4-West is out of order until further notice (chicken).

- Staff Contributor Mrooble Fonchonski