Sad news out of Bly Valley as former Miami Dolphins wide receiver Haboote Shershon has decided to matriculate.
According to a mailbox with knowledge of the situation, Shershon has received brochures from the following colleges and universities: Capolo Tech, Feathers College & Tackle Shop, Crugg College, P'Qwe'Shon Institute, Crugg College Online (coming fall, 2015) and Shershon University.
In reviewing page 17 of Shershon's Thoughts Journal (Ernie Ploop Public Information Act of 1977), his college choice will be based on the institution's proximity to a talking hippopotamus.
No comments:
Post a Comment