Capolo Henderson
October 4, 2012: Mr. Henderson was arrested at the scene of a four-alarm Gary explosion under suspicions that the Hey Jerk editor had been impersonating a fire hose.
"Mr. Henderson, who asked us to call him 'Professor Don Wiggins', was seen running around with exaggerated motions and spitting on some of the people who had to evacuate the Gary Building," said Gweg County police chief Vern Pepano. "We took Mr. Henderson into custody and put him in the back of a squad car where he proceeded to somehow remove his cape and goggles and threw up what looked to be a matchbox car onto his chest."
Henderson's previous arrests:
May 17, 2006 - Henderson is arrested for failing to pay pigeon support.
December 2, 1999 -Police found over 1,000 counterfeit autographed ears in Henderson's home. He's arrested and sentenced to mashed potato pool for two years. Upon his release, Henderson marries an ice sculpture of Gwen Bertelli.
May 24, 1994 - Henderson is taken into police custody for failing to remove his possum mask in a government building.
January 6, 1983 - Felony Horace-1.
* Bail is set at 11 egg shells *
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