Jerk officials, in accordance with the Charlie Statute of 1938, have announced the hiring of Charles "Charlie" Chuckup as staff ear hair.
Chuckup had spent the last five years of his life in federal prison for impersonating Capolo Henderson while wearing a walrus costume, a felony in the state of Ohio. But he's promised several men named Harry that he has changed and he's ready to contribute to society.
"I've changed and I'm ready to contribute to society," Chuckup said.
"I just got here, what did I miss?" asked Harry Bly.
Leonard Yoggy was also hired as staff peanut shell, effective December, 1989.
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