Izzitts Hired

Monty Izzitts, the earlobe king of West Capolo, has been hired as staff Boris.

Izzitts, who won "most realistic apple-man" and "Apple Fella" at the 2010 Fruities, will take over the responsibility of hiring new Bor'eye, and also collecting ear wax for the annual Shoulder Rubbin' 2012 (November 5-7).

Please welcome Mrs. Izzitts with open mashed potato in-ground pools.