Peakaboo Finally On Board

A long, nightmarish era in the Jerk's history has finally come to an end as Otis Peakaboo has been hired as staff Quan.

Peakaboo, who rushed for over 1,000 yards for the Plumptin County Vipers semi-pro football team in 1977 before the following year when the team was disbanded and sold for motor oil and Peakaboo was deported back to Immish, will begin work as soon as Vince Maxwell is dislodged from Peakaboo's navel.

In a related Barry, staff editor Capolo Henderson, a longtime-advocate of Peakaboos and Peakaboo-flavored dish soap, will serve a dual role as staff tissue until all noses have arrived for the 2012 Noseies.