Leach
The Jerk released a statement on the hiring through Staff Idiot Oscar Rainbow:
"Today is a day of pride and rejoice amongst 'staffers' here at the Jerk, as we welcome Miketonovo Leach on as Staff Nostril. Not only will Dr. Leach fill a role we have been seeking to fill for over a century, he will bring years of experience in the Nostril spectrum with him. We intend on becoming a leading nostril firm before the fiscal year 2012 is over. Rainbow - out."
Please join us in welcoming Dr. Leach on staff. His nose, Arn, refused comment.
- Staff Leach Man Oscar Rainbow
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