Editor Oscar Rainbow Relocates: Breaking

Oscar Rainbow, editor and long time pig embalmer, has relocated.

Rainbow

Once considered "firmly entrenched" (Orlando Sentinel - August, 2004) in Fannyville, GA - Rainbow decided earlier this year that it was "time to get the hell out of this dump." Rainbow packed up his hippos, and is believe to be in the process of relocating to an unknown location in Cleveland. .

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While it is not yet know who the "coolie-man" he refers to in the video is, Rainbow was last seen fleeing Fannyville in a yellow Ford pickup with and ostrich in the passenger seat. Until further notice, the "coolie-man" should be considered extremely gaseous with the intent to distribute.

Dr. Rainbow is to be considered dangerous until found not dangerous. Please do not attempt to approach him without authority protection, as he has recently been attempting to eat all those who come within a 10 foot radius of himself.


If you have any information on the whereabouts of Big O', please email ernieploop@gmail.com for a substantial reward.

- Staff Rainbow Beat Writer Francois Crugg