The Hey Jerk Bison of the M.M.S.B.A. (Mort Mejito Summer Basketball Association) made its final cuts Friday evening. Here is the final roster:
Head coach: Harvey Plumme
Assistant rabbit: Hops
Assistant in charge of gathering/distributing ice packs: Paul Paulfield III
Spirituality: the ghost of Dr. Crugg
Guards
Little Pete
Roscoe Albergheny
Vinnie Doo
K'Shontae Nettles
Earwax Duttlesby
Forwards
Xavier Nakeel
Hector Ku
Big Forehead Carl
Morris Nathaniel
Horace Ku
Zeke Bly
Centers
The Experience
Percy Swoopes
Larry Dulfman
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