October 14, 2011
Zecko Hired
Claude Zecko
Staff Claude
Previous work experience: none
Military history: fought in the Many Zeckos War, wounded by sandpaper (January, 1962)
Favorite professional basketball player: Derrick "Moonshuffle" Nakeel
Family history: married an easter egg (April, 2001), divorced (June, 2001)
Favorite books:
1. "The Smells I Smell" by Boris Yumchee
2. "Famous Grass Clump Fights" Ed. Mick Standridge
3. "I'm OK, You Have an Odor Problem" by Deloris Leonard
Life goals: "eggplant-related" - Bernice McNicholson
Referral: Queh Employment Search Group, copyright 2011
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Zecko wont last. Guy has peanutbutter underwear.
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