Orwin Dimpley, step-brother of recently hired/fired Tweffle, was eaten by a giant talking taco late Tuesday. Dimpley recently was lead council in the William Bill vs. S.B.S.A. (Snow Blower Society of America) that sent eighteen asparagus to the electric chair, and also starred in the 2003 play Pencil Sharpeners on Ice. His funeral is set for January 14 underneath the Patterson's living room couch. No one is invited.
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R.I.P. Dimpley. You may not be missed. I'll get back to you.
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