The Great Debate

What's worse? Eye boogers or nose boogers? Scientists and laymen have debated for centuries - the discussion continues on The Jerk.

Consider:

- Eye boogers eff with your sight. Unacceptable.

- Nose boogers sometimes make it hard to breathe. But only sometimes.

- Eye boogers come in only two consistencies: crusty or squishy. Nose boogers - the sky's the limit.

- Nose boogers = embarrassment. Eye boogers = floaty things in your vision. Which is more problematic?

- Dogs get eye boogers but rarely nose boogers.

- You can't suction out eye boogers.

Please discuss.