Olin Pock Hired as Staff Photographer, Promptly Killed

Olin Pock, brother of dead political candidate Rory Pock, was hired on as Staff Photographer earlier today, but unfortunately was immediately killed.

Pock (Dead)


Initial reports from the Rainbow camp have claimed responsibility for the slaying.

"We killed him, because he was horrifying ugly. It was a quick thing."

The case has now entered the court systems.

- Staff Correspondent Beauregard Fimmons