Staff Czar Clifton Tuftberry has been chopped up and cooked on a medium-temperature stove into ground beef, according to a salt shaker with knowledge of the situation. Tuftberry was czar for nine days and instituted several ground-breaking programs, including Everyone Rush Over to Barry and Chew on his Fingers and No-Poo Tuesdays.
Tuftberry
With Tuftberry's passing, Hey Jerk acted quickly, naming Qwumbian Ernie49 new staff czar. The former taco will start immediately.
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