New Staff Czar/Qwumbian Ernie49 Slain; Rule of Fonchonski Begins

After about 3 hours of uneventful reign, Ernie49 - recently appointed Qwumbian ruler - has been assassinated. This marks the second Qwumbian to be killed at the blog in as many days, sparking rumors that Zerbakians are on "their way up" around here.

Ernie49

In an unprecedented move, Brooble Fonchonski - son of Staff Chef Mrooble Fonchonski - has agreed in principle to take over as Staff Luminary.

Brooble Fonchonski

"Zerbakians paid good money to have Ernie removed," said Fonchonski through his newly hired Staff Fonchonski Interpreter, Mrooble Fonchonski, "and now its time for some changes.

In his first official move as Staff Luminary, Brooble has enforced his rule by changing the official name of the blog to "Fonchonskiland."

More to come as interplanetary war approaches.

- Staff Alien Man Ed Xomcheese