February 11, 2010

BREAKING: Staff Security Robot, Zezbro 7, On the Lamb

Zezbro 7, recently hired alien robot Staff Security man, is on the run. It is believed that Zezbro has been malfunctioning and is responsible for the recent ear removal of Staff Lawyer, Vanderells Bwon.

"Oombot, Yobble." was heard coming from Zezbro's vicinity as he ran out the door.

Any information about the whereabouts of Zez is greatly appreciated.

Last Known Photo - Zezbro 7

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