The N.F.L.H.W.A. (National Football League of Humans
& Wild Animals), a semi-pro league set to begin its inaugural season
in September, 2014, announced its 12 franchises Friday morning.
Team - head coach
Roswell Backwoods Fontes - Wayne Fontes
Slosh Valley Vulchers - Gafreda Goizwetta
Clarkston Cornchipmassagers - Wadesworth Chinn
Brunson Bluejays - Peebo Forehead
Hoohoo Huevos - Juan-Carlos Mejiasuevo
Bergeron Lunchpointers - Poog Cronin
Angelo Tweezershines - Lyle Zeoil
The Walrusfrowns - Petey Pershack
Bumperchurch IV - Reverend Donnie Craig
The Salamanders - Earless Pete
Selwich Carrottossers - Nat McKinley
The Celeryfingers - Paco