Claim to fame: ate a photograph of a giraffe (May, 1992)
Secret shame: fathered an illegitimate artichoke
Aliases: Victoria Merced; Elijah Borneo; DJ Mouthwash
Scheduled to be killed: January 24, 2012.
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January 17, 2012
Okkaplokka era begins
Horace Okkaplokka, who was brought by Okkaplokka Boat™ Tuesday morning, has been hired as back door look out.
Claim to fame: ate a photograph of a giraffe (May, 1992)
Secret shame: fathered an illegitimate artichoke
Aliases: Victoria Merced; Elijah Borneo; DJ Mouthwash
Scheduled to be killed: January 24, 2012.
Claim to fame: ate a photograph of a giraffe (May, 1992)
Secret shame: fathered an illegitimate artichoke
Aliases: Victoria Merced; Elijah Borneo; DJ Mouthwash
Scheduled to be killed: January 24, 2012.
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