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Showing posts with label hey jerk get off my lawn. Show all posts
Showing posts with label hey jerk get off my lawn. Show all posts

November 30, 2009

Get off my lawn, flowers!

Author Capolo 1 comment:
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November 28, 2009

Hey jerk, get your head off my lawn


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November 27, 2009

Hey jerk, watch out for poo on that lawn


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November 26, 2009

Hey jerk, I'm in the middle of Thanksgiving dinner, get off my lawn


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Smoking jerk on a lawn


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November 25, 2009

Hey jerk, the flash woke me up


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Another jerk not affiliated with the blog holds a bag of poo on someone's lawn


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November 24, 2009

More trespassing


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Hey jerk, get off my lawn


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