Hey Jerk has announced the hiring of Joel Joelson, one of the first three-eared men to ever marry a tomato, as Staff Joelson. The 46-year old had worked as lead detective in the lasagna thefts of 1984 and was the editor-in-chief at joeljoelson.blogspot.com before the site was destroyed in a walrus fire.
Heinrich, the cartoon mouse that lives in Joelson's naval, was also hired.