Ballsac Family (est. circa 1702, Uruguay)
- Honk Ballsac (1702 - present)
Bobax Family (est. unknown from parts unknown)
- Fartinshire Bobax (unknown, believed to be a mule-man)
Poop Family (est. 1430, London)
- Stockton Poop (1339 - present, running on '19 ticket with Cleveland Booby)
Fimply Family (est. 1999, Conyers, GA)
- Palfonious Fimply (1990 - present, Burger King)
Feathers Family (est. 147, Pluto)
- Robert Feathers, M.D. (1987 - 2013, RIP)
Del Foo Family (est. 1880, China)
- Horatio Del Foo (1776 - present, current President of Russia)
Onntheirwaye Family (est. unknown)
- Thehre Onntheirwaye (believed dead)
- Staff Family Man Rolph Wegland