Ayshin Ainsworth, longtime Werner "supporter", has decided to "take the case" and represent "Wally Werner" in his upcoming kidnapping/off-Broadway debut.
The Ainsworth and Werner families go all the way back to the mid-2000s when N'Harvey & Claire-Poe Ainsworth founded the Werner Foundation, which was then dedicated to bringing Werners and Werner-related mashed potato sculptures to the United States inside the tube socks of Vince Vinachenzio.
The foundation was "re-branded" as C.C.A.R.P. (Corn on the Cob Association for Retired Persons) in March, 2013, and since has reunited over 25 sunflower seed shells with their sunflower seeds.
Ainsworth's lawyer, Vanderells Kwon, released a statement:
"This is the statement that we have released," said Kwon.
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January 28, 2015
January 27, 2015
Wally Werner: Located
Initial reports coming out of Hong Kong have enthusiasts hopeful that Wally Werner, once famous aardvark enthusiast, has at long last been located after decades of despair.
WARNING: PHOTO CONTAINS GRAPHIC IMAGES
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The photo, taken by innocent bystander Saul Fotto, is believed to show Werner navigating the treacherous streets of Cleveland, Ohio. Lead investigator Don Didier believes this to be the conclusive evidence he has been seeking since the Werner Explosions of 1906.
"We believe this proves that Walter Egnacio Werner is, in fact, alive and well - despite reports to the contrary. An APB has been released for the capture and kill of Mr. Werner, effective yesterday at 6 PM EST."
In other, somewhat shocking news, an alien aircraft appears to have crashed on the west side of Cleveland. Further developments will be shared as they become available.
- Staff Idiot Bobby Derwood
WARNING: PHOTO CONTAINS GRAPHIC IMAGES
Photo (Click for Larger View)
The photo, taken by innocent bystander Saul Fotto, is believed to show Werner navigating the treacherous streets of Cleveland, Ohio. Lead investigator Don Didier believes this to be the conclusive evidence he has been seeking since the Werner Explosions of 1906.
"We believe this proves that Walter Egnacio Werner is, in fact, alive and well - despite reports to the contrary. An APB has been released for the capture and kill of Mr. Werner, effective yesterday at 6 PM EST."
In other, somewhat shocking news, an alien aircraft appears to have crashed on the west side of Cleveland. Further developments will be shared as they become available.
- Staff Idiot Bobby Derwood
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