Cal Naughton Jr. has released the following statement through his publicist, Donald, in response to his firing.
"I, Cal Naughton Jr., want to make it clear that I am leaving my post on my own volition. I make no excuses for the small minded. I joined the company to inspire. I like to take this moment to officially announce my candidacy for Mator of Tortilla Flat Arizona. GOD BLESS AMERICA!"
The Jerk will respond in due time.
Showing posts with label Naughton Jr. Fired. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Naughton Jr. Fired. Show all posts
August 23, 2011
Thats It: Enough is Enough, Naughton Jr. Fired
Staff Probationary Editor Cal Naughton Jr. has been eliminated, according to a walrus (Gerard) with inside access to Jerk HQ.
Naughton Jr.
Naughton Jr,, best known for doing nothing in his 7 months here at The Jerk as well as his ability to poo the national anthem, will be missed by a few, but not many. One of his supporters, Simfonia Fimchonchko, spoke out after the news broke.
"Naughton was a great man, and a lot of man. He had a head the size of a basketball and knew how to pass wind. The Jerk is making a huge mistake here."
Naughton Jr. had no comments at the time of this release. Stay tuned for further updates here at The Jerk.
- Staff Ashirmin Gary GaHorry
Naughton Jr.
Naughton Jr,, best known for doing nothing in his 7 months here at The Jerk as well as his ability to poo the national anthem, will be missed by a few, but not many. One of his supporters, Simfonia Fimchonchko, spoke out after the news broke.
"Naughton was a great man, and a lot of man. He had a head the size of a basketball and knew how to pass wind. The Jerk is making a huge mistake here."
Naughton Jr. had no comments at the time of this release. Stay tuned for further updates here at The Jerk.
- Staff Ashirmin Gary GaHorry
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