New HOF Inductee Announced

FAT NECK GLENN

Hey Jerk legend Minkus "Fat Neck" Glenn has been announced as the second blog Hall of Fame inductee. Glenn, current staff leader, was the first member of the blog to wrestle and eat a possum while fashioning a pair of buttered toast sandals (Capolo Times-January, 1983), as well as the second to be pelted to death by raisin (Twunk Wombat was the first - May, 1978). Glenn's proudest accomplishment was his portrayal of Dan Larusso in the epic, 2007 mini-series Miyagi Help Daniel Find Own Apartment.

Hey Jerk Announces First HJ Hall of Fame Inductee

In revolutionizing fashion, Hey Jerk is proud to announce the advent of the Hey Jerk Hall of Fame. Hall of famers are Hey Jerk icons that have left a lasting impression on not only this blog, but on the world.

Criteria to be eligible:

Alive or Dead.

The first member elected into the HJ HOF is.........

MROOBLE FONCHONSKI


Mrooble was the first of many Fonchonskis to grace this blog with his presence, and is responsible for such inventions as the "Fonchonski clip" and the "balloon." Fonchonski was murdered several times, but came back from the dead on all but one occasion. Unfortunately, Mrooble cannot be here to accept the induction, as he is once again deceased.