Fong Brought On as Chief of Staff

Norton (Nort) Fong, long time fan and frog genitalia enthusiast, has finally been coerced (kidnapped) into accepting a position at The Jerk. Fong takes over the "show" and will run the site's day-to-day operations as Oscar Rainbow's Chief of Staff.

Fong

Fong - who apparently has hair coming out of his rear end and no discernible "body", will be seated under Oscar Rainbow's desk in his penthouse office space. 

When asked about the potential foot odor situation brewing underneath Rainbow's desk, Fong replied "Mmmm hmmmm, mmmm hmmmm."

Fong begins immediately, and it is believed he has his eyes on the Staff Presidency.

- Staff Contributor Wob Woo