Barry Applewind is DEAD

Barry Applewind, world renown for his creation of "Gas Passing; The Musical" and "Shitting in Your Pants Part 3: The Oyster Shell" has passed on. He was 146.

Applewind (DEAD)

Applewind Bio

Name: Harold Juan Jorge "Barry" Applewind Sr.
DOB: Unknown
Weight: 14 lbs
Height:N/A
Partner: Hector Applewind (1908-1909); Bertha Ballsac(1911-1956); Hector Applewind (1992-1993); Hector Applewind (2003-2003); Thomas O'Dea (2003-2012); Hector Applewind (2012-2012)
Comments: Once swallowed a rhinoceros whole (August, 1956) for charity event in Bangor, Maine (Rhinoceros passed); Loves the Portland Trailblazers and Muggsy Bogues; Dislikes Tom O'Dea




Please join us in the HJ Music Hall on Brunson Street NW for a celebration of Applewind's death. A full bar will be available and hippo chops will be served on a first come, first serve basis.

**PRIZES**

- 45" Plasma TV for first to urinate on Applewind's remains
- Lil' Jimmy Fompoon (up for grabs)
- Cheetah (Unknown)

Special event

Miles Derner autographed ketchup packet auction

October 30 from 7:00 p.m. until 10:00 p.m.
Fonchonski Apartment Complex & Applesauce Pits

All-time list of names given to Pete rose's nose

1960-1966 - Pete Jr.

1967-1968 - Pete Jr. And Friends

1969-1974 - Maurice Gibinowitz

1975-1983 - Zorbo 7

1984-1988 - Miles Derner Unwashed

January, 1989-August, 1989 - Ross The Oberman

Late-1989-present - S'Quan Barfield


Source: Beefman Family Archives