Berry (DEAD)
Berry was wanted for crimes committed in "previous lives" and for cow incest. He will be remembered most for the 1977 hippo fellatio he performed on the mound at Fenway Park in Boston, relieving old Lenny Hippo of his "hippo juice" on national TV.
Services will be held at the Burger King in Conyers, Ga. Kirk Ashirmen will be on the 1's and 2's, and the President will be there to enjoy a cheeseburger and strawberry milkshake.
- Staff Berry Man Walt Waltson
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